elmo machete

artist/writer/adventurer

M.S.F.W. (mostly safe for work)

tastefullyoffensive:

J’s On My Feet [via]

(Source: vinegod)

Also known as “the Yoda.”I was hoping this would be some sort of bizarre sexual act, like the 96. That’s when you lie back-to-back with your partner & fart on each other’s necks.

Also known as “the Yoda.”

I was hoping this would be some sort of bizarre sexual act, like the 96. That’s when you lie back-to-back with your partner & fart on each other’s necks.

(Source: lonelychav, via beccabrodtman)

charlottelabouff:

vua2:

I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol

Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.

OH YEAH WELL MAYBE THEY’RE A FUCKIN’ PUSSY.

(Source: vua, via welcometocollinwood)

shitroughdrafts:

Going through heartbreak? Want to carve a pumpkin?

This video is for you.