elmo machete

artist/writer/adventurer

M.S.F.W. (mostly safe for work)

I was out and about earlier, returning some bottles and cans for that sweet, sweet recycling money, picking up my sole check from (name omitted) and dropping off other applications at the outlet mall near my house. I stopped in to the Christmas Tree Shop to pick an application up, and I saw my first Halloween display of the season. Even though I don’t got anything in motion as far as costumes go, I intend on making this Halloween extra awesome to make up for last year’s depressingly apathetic one. Even if I end up being a generic zombie or a Misfits Crimson Skull Guy again, I don’t care. Last year felt incomplete because I half-assed it on Halloween.

Not even half-assed it. I gave it, like, a fifth of an ass at best. NEVER AGAIN.

itswalky:

great batman villain
or 
greatest batman villain

Lame Batman villain… - OR -…LAMEST Batman villain?But seriously, although I tend to like most of Jeph Loeb’s DC work and even some of his Marvel (let’s just not talk about his Ultimates or the Red Hulk, I don’t want to be here all night), particularly his numerous collaborations with Tim Sale and his run on Superman/Batman, Hush was weak sauce. Hush as a story? Perfectly Acceptable Comics. Hush the character? Weak fucking sauce."What’s that you say? The Big Bad behind the entire story is the brand new character who was Bruce Wayne’s best friend as a child but who has never been mentioned until now? Hmm… your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

itswalky:

great batman villain

or 

greatest batman villain

Lame Batman villain…

 - OR -

…LAMEST Batman villain?

But seriously, although I tend to like most of Jeph Loeb’s DC work and even some of his Marvel (let’s just not talk about his Ultimates or the Red Hulk, I don’t want to be here all night), particularly his numerous collaborations with Tim Sale and his run on Superman/Batman, Hush was weak sauce. Hush as a story? Perfectly Acceptable Comics. Hush the character? Weak fucking sauce.

"What’s that you say? The Big Bad behind the entire story is the brand new character who was Bruce Wayne’s best friend as a child but who has never been mentioned until now? Hmm… your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

I haven’t worn underwear in over a month because I’ve been too depressed to do laundry. I don’t know what it is about walking downstairs to the basement that makes it seem like such an impossible task, but… yeah. I look at showering every couple days as a minor victory.

oatmeal:

I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman.