elmo machete

artist/writer/adventurer

M.S.F.W. (mostly safe for work)

Feeling kinda blah today, so I think what I need to do is take a walk around town and check out as many Halloween displays as I can find. Even if I don’t buy anything, which I likely won’t, it’ll help put me in a Halloween-y mood. Then maybe I’ll come home and draw some Universal Monsters in questionable attire/situations.

I think he’s a shark.

I think he’s a shark.

mummyshark:

Assuming this photo of a demon mask in a packaged marked “Christmas Decorations” gets reblogged around, I want people to understand that this is what they’re missing by not following me. Thank you.

mummyshark:

Assuming this photo of a demon mask in a packaged marked “Christmas Decorations” gets reblogged around, I want people to understand that this is what they’re missing by not following me. Thank you.

"HAHAHA - (splat) - ha."

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via disgustinghuman)

The bathroom upstairs in my house is connected to my Dad’s bedroom where he sleeps, watches nothing but Law & Order, and practices the guitar. There can’t be too many other people out there who get to enjoy live music while taking a dump…

Most alarming is the sign for “yard sale” that points in the exact same direction.

Most alarming is the sign for “yard sale” that points in the exact same direction.