Once upon a time in 2012
Seeing birthday notifications on Facebook depresses me for some reason… I think it’s because in the split-second I consider posting something for someone’s birthday, I think that 99% of the people I’m friends with on there would immediately see the insincerity in such an act. “Wait, this guy never talks to me. He doesn’t fucking care.”
That’s why it’s always safest never to bother doing anything, ever.