elmo machete

artist/writer/adventurer

M.S.F.W. (mostly safe for work)

My brother wanted to show me Attack On Titan, but I’m not in the mood to read subtitles at the moment so he decided to fast forward to the most fucked up parts.

My 2nd Slurpee of the day, his 3rd. Sugar overdose coming in three, two…

My 2nd Slurpee of the day, his 3rd. Sugar overdose coming in three, two…

Did You Know? Elmo Machete used to review this show for a once-reputable wrestling website.

Did You Know? Elmo Machete used to review this show for a once-reputable wrestling website.

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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you can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love

—What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)

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